Shockenomics, derived from the words ‘shock’ and ‘economics,’ is when a Supply Shock meets a Demand Shock in regards to the valuation of cryptocurrencies. ~Cryptozoa Elephant Money has perfected Shockenomics, pairing a Supply Shock of ever-growing Bertha the Treasury chowing down on the Elephants within the 2 LPs contained in…

Better than Real Estate, Unlimited NFTs are your ticket to pure Cash flow. A single EM Unlimited NFT is currently $420 dollars, which means 1,000 NFTs would cost $420,000 — around the price of a modest house in Lakewood, CO. 1435 Balsam Street, Lakewood, CO 80214 | MLS #4248858 | Zillow Zillow has 28 photos of this $459,990 3 beds, 2 baths, 1,822 Square Feet single family home located at 1435 Balsam…www.zillow.com

On June 9, 2023, I sold $21,800 worth of Bitcoin, and bought 129,994,036,971 $ELEPHANT. Going Full Degen The Elephant buyer’s Guide to losing your mind to gain your bazillions.cryptozoa.com Going Full Degen — checking in How did Going Full Degen work out so far? Waaay better than ‘Pay and Pray.’cryptozoa.com It was a Devil’s wager. BlackRock had just announced that they were throwing their hat into the Bitcoin ETF ring, and Greyscale won their court case against the SEC on their ability to create a Bitcoin…

Ladies and Gents, BankTeller, and I quote: ‘…anything below the All Time High is buying Elephant on sale.’ And what, pray tell, was the All Time High (ATH)?

Why pay extra, when you can pay less? It’s your money after all!

Each part of the Elephant Money ecosystem has its own velocity. Understanding the velocity of each is critical in maximizing your gains. We are each running our own financial race. We each have our investments, as well as our individual financial goals in mind. The products we select to reach…

Everyone talks about getting 10B Elephant, 100B, 1 Trillion Elephant, but how about 100 NFTs?

For some reason, we love verbs used as nouns. The Flippening. The Quickening. How about, The Doubling? When the Price Percentage increase, on average, doubles. Then doubles again. CoinGecko, while not the most accurate, is a convenient way to calculate this.

It’s funny watching the sellers, you think this is some type of memecoin? No, this is Elephant Money!